Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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