sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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