carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
ttyl tear gas
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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