i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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