I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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