Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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