We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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