PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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