Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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