We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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