i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm bleeding and have questions
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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