i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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