Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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