That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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