dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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