Nicole vs. Life
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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