its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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