super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
