Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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