I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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