Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Randomize
