If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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