whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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