I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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