I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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