Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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