I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
