so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
17 year olds will be the death of me.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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