considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Still dying that you shit outside
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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