Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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