Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I just blew my weed a kiss
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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