butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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