My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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