My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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