Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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