White coat. Heels.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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