my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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