I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Text me some of your sweat
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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