I must be too annoying 4 u.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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