God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Reggie can tackle my bush.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
dude. I can hear the air.
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