super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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