JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
She's not a foreskin expert like you
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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