I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
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