Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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