PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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