maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
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