I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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