keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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