I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
