My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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