is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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