uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
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