Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
