Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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